Called Dirty Jokes For Fun

The 8th grade science teacher, Mrs.Sharma, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"


No one answered until Anna stood up angry, and said, "You should not be asking eight-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"


With a sneer on her face, she then sat down.


Mrs.Sharma ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"


Anna's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"


The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"


Finally, Dennis stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.
Denis Mrs.Sharma said, "Very good, Dennisy," then turned to Anna and continued, 


"As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind, Two, you didn't read your homework, and three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."




Counting the Sperms...
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."